Is Now Accepting Donations For A Pregnancy Test

How fair is it that pregnancy tests are so expensive anyways? 

About as fair as that last 10 lbs that stay on till you're done with breastfeeding. [Or in my case, has been accumulating with the last three pregnancies that all began before nursing was finished.]

Part of me wants to go down to the grocery store and spend $20 to put my curiosity to rest, but part of me is too cheap and will wait it out in the mail for them to arrive. Don't suggest I buy them from the dollar store---they've never worked for me. Good for you if they did.

I think I'm pregnant because:

1. My husband says I'm not

2. I've been very sleepy lately & taken a few naps 

3. I'm extra hungry

4. I lost my desire to drink water [however soda, lemonade, & root beer all look swallowable]

5. I smelled this funk in our car well before everyone noticed it yesterday

6. An unmentionable

7. I found myself rubbing my belly

8. When I add 5 months [Moses] to 9 months and end up with 14 months my eye twitches

9. I wrote about gifts & surprises last week

10. I've had a extra desire to work-out

11. We're missing June 

MARCH [Moses]

APRIL [Me & Solomon]

MAY [Charles]

JULY[Nation]

I think I'm not pregnant because:

1. Everytime my nursing baby hits a milestone month [3,6,9,12] I feel pregnant. However, usually by 12 months, my feeling is correct.

Reason's I'd be excited if I was pregnant

1. I've adjusted to three

2. I'd love more

3. I love kids

4. Yes, they are a lot of work, but I'm ready for more even so

5. Maybe Pink?

6. I enjoy pregnancy [give or take a few weeks]

7. I enjoy labor

8. I'd be one kid away from filling up my SUV so Charles would be forced to buy me a Honda Odessey

9. I'd look even more nutty in the grocery store

10. We'd be a family of 6

11. Charles keeps telling me how pretty I look [the glow?]

12. Children are a blessing from the Lord

Reason's I'd not be excited if I was pregnant

1. The compounding weight gain

In all seriousness, this was just something I thought would be humorous to blog about. 

I'm sure there are others out there who have questioned their pregnancy status with small baby in arms. I think I can speak for most of us when I say, we'd be overjoyed after we got over ourselves a bit. For me, it's the weight, but give me a few more months to work these triple P's [previous pregnancy pounds] off and I wouldn't even have a "not" list. 

I'll leave you all curious with this blog post and update you soon. Please don't congratulate, in all honestly I don't think I'm really pregnant [sort of]. Ha.