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You Might Be A Mom If...
...someone tries on a hat in a store you tell them "you probably have lice now"
...your phone is primarily used for txting & checking email, but rarely for actual talking
...chai no longer has enough caffeine in it
...you have more apps on your phone for toddler games than anything else
...makeup is reserved for church and date nights
...your once relaxing bath tub has now been overtaken by kids toys
...you have Amazon Prime ship things to your house normal people go to the store for
...you know all the lyrics to "hot dog"
...you have more carseats than available seats left in your car
...you wear ponytails for bracelets
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Tell me your YMBAMI below in the comments...
Tell me your YMBAMI below in the comments...
I'm sure you mom LOVED you putting a silly picture of her so big. I think it's cute though. yes, bath is FULL of toys-taking a bath is a rare treat. yep, ponytails are bracelets and now baby bows are found wrapped around my wrist. hot dog?
ReplyDeleteYou might be a mom if...a 10 minute shower is like a day at the spa....you could write a book on the once confusing Scripture "women will be saved through child bearing".....you find yourself repenting of judging moms before you had kids....you now order special sunscreen and bug spray to get ready for summer....you act like your not afraid of bugs so your kids won't be....you become good at photography because you happen to take sooo many pictures....you always have something funny to tell the family...a productive day looks very different from a productive day before children....you never punch a time clock.
You might be a mom if... When you sit down to read a good book its "did i ever tell you how lucky you are"-dr.seuss. If you carry ear plugs in your purse. If you have spent more money on diapers than you've EVER spent on shoes, or jeans, or jewelry, or your first car. If the phrase "he's holding a sharp pointy object so quit hitting him with a pillow!" has ever crossed your lips.... More than once. If you put on a pair of jeans and are immediately asked "where are we going?".
ReplyDelete:) I could say almost all of these apply to me!
ReplyDeleteOr you run an in-home daycare! I fit six of those! I started singing the hot dog song just when I saw the words. I sing that song to "my kiddos" when I fix hot dogs for lunch.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a mom but I love Mickey Mouse Club House!!! Thank you hannah and ethan! This are good Can!
ReplyDeleteLOL Love these. So true!!! My kids love the hot dog song :-)
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